Ad lib, ad nauseum, ad hoc.

Why in the hell doesn't this site do as it's told? You select your settings and then as you make your last one, all the other settings revert to default. It's like trying to plug a leaking dyke.(either case it's difficult if not impossible).
Now lookee, isn't this ere teknolidgee s'posed to make yer life easier. Now don't you go believin everothin it sez on them packets sonny jim - no sirree!

I guess one of these days I'll attempt to get around to creating a template or whatever it requires: a lengthy enough process in itself. But wouldn't I have to make dozens in anticipation of my next whimsy of design? It's a good thing I've somehow made a botch of my profile or I'd almost hear the tech heads out there snorting with derision at my claim to be interested in computers and technology. Ignorance can be bliss, it's just a drag I'm stuck in the zone of discontentment of knowing a little but not enough - about some things, anyway.
Now, show me the way to that woman, I'll take it from there!.